NHL (10-12) – Cale Makar 1+ Assist.

How the hell did the Wild get shutout. Whatever. We move on.

So look, Cale Makar getting an assist tonight just feels like a lock. He’s got 36 in 41 games, averaging nearly one per night, and he’s been dishing like crazy all season. The guy was literally the NHL’s First Star in October, putting up Bobby Orr-type numbers. He just finds ways to set up goals. Against Detroit? At home? Yeah, we’re riding with Makar to get at least one apple tonight.

-C

NBA (6-10) – Walker Kessler o10.5 REBs.

Edwards ended up playing last night, Randal’s stat line suffered for this. Why can’t I just catch a break.

Back at it again with tonight’s matchup of Jazz vs Grizzlies. Kessler is an absolute monster on the glass. Markkanen and Collins are sitting this one out so there should be plenty of opportunity for Kessler to clean the boards.

In games where Markkanen and Collins are out, Kessler has cleared this line in all of his matchups.

I am very optimistic that Kessler will walk out of this game with a substantial amount of minutes and at least 10 boards. SMASH THIS OVER!!!

-K

NHL (17-4) – Alex Ovechkin Anytime Goalscorer.

Hahahaha there we go boys. Today we’re taking an Ovi goal because he fricken has the most goals in his career against the Thrashers/Jets (why? You tell me), and we’re also taking a Marner point because he gets those every game lol. Cheers thanks and regards fellas.

-A