Imagine a world where the NFL hits the ultimate reset button – a complete redraft. Every team starts from scratch, and the chaos that ensues would be nothing short of legendary. While this scenario is as likely as a 40-yard dash between offensive linemen becoming an Olympic event, let’s dive into the pandemonium, the hilarity, and the reasons why this remains a gridiron fantasy.

Why a Complete Redraft Isn’t in the Playbook

1. Contractual Hiccups: Players’ contracts are meticulously crafted with signing bonuses, incentives, and guarantees. A total redraft would transform these agreements into a labyrinthine mess, making salary cap management akin to solving why Marshawn Lynch didn’t run the ball..

2. Identity Crisis for Franchises: Teams spend decades building their identities. Imagine the Chiefs without their beloved QB and TE duo or the Raiders without QB issues. A redraft would be like hitting the reset button on a vintage Nintendo – everything starts from zero, Jerry Jones would hopefully retire.

3. Front Office Frenzy: General managers would face the task of drafting entire rosters from scratch. The pressure might lead to more meltdowns than a reality TV reunion show.

4. Fanbase Fiasco: Picture lifelong fans watching their star players don rival jerseys. Josh Allen in a Patriots jersey would have the city of Buffalo in flames before Adam Schefter could send a tweet. The heartbreak would be palpable, and merchandise sales would nosedive faster than a botched field goal attempt.

But Oh, the Shenanigans…

Despite the logistical nightmare, the sheer entertainment value would be off the charts:

• Endless Speculation: Sports talk shows would have content for years, debating the merits of every pick and potential new rivalries.

• Fantasy Football Fever: Fans could witness dream pairings—like Patrick Mahomes throwing to Justin Jefferson or Sauce Gardner anchoring a defense with Micah Parsons.

• Underdog Uprising: Late-round picks might become overnight sensations, proving that talent can emerge from any spot in the draft. Jerry Jones would still take Brandon Aubrey in the first round though.

Now, let’s indulge in this fantasy and envision the first round of such a monumental redraft, with a keen eye on youth and potential.

2025 NFL Complete Redraft: First-Round Mock Draft

Note: The draft order is randomized because, in this hypothetical scenario, why not add a little more chaos?

1. New England Patriots – QB Patrick Mahomes (Kansas City Chiefs, Age: 29)

→ Still the best QB in the NFL, no-brainer pick.

2. Los Angeles Rams – QB Joe Burrow (Cincinnati Bengals, Age: 28)

→ Franchise QB, elite passer when healthy.

3. Minnesota Vikings – QB Josh Allen (Buffalo Bills, Age: 28)

→ Dual-threat playmaker, generational arm talent.

4. New Orleans Saints – QB Jalen Hurts (Philadelphia Eagles, Age: 26)

→ Tough, clutch, and a proven winner.

5. Carolina Panthers – DE Micah Parsons (Dallas Cowboys, Age: 25)

→ The most dominant defensive player in the league.

6. Indianapolis Colts – WR Justin Jefferson (Minnesota Vikings, Age: 25)

→ Best WR in football, still only 25.

7. Buffalo Bills – DE Myles Garrett (Cleveland Browns, Age: 29)

→ A force off the edge, game-wrecker every snap.

8. Arizona Cardinals – WR Ja’Marr Chase (Cincinnati Bengals, Age: 24)

→ Explosive WR1, uncoverable at times.

9. New York Giants – QB Lamar Jackson (Baltimore Ravens, Age: 28)

→ 2024 MVP, unstoppable as both a passer and runner.

10. Jacksonville Jaguars – CB Sauce Gardner (New York Jets, Age: 24)

→ True shutdown corner, elite coverage skills.

11. Tennessee Titans – HC Andy Reid (Kansas City Chiefs, Age: 66)

→ Greatest offensive mind in football, elevates any team.

12. Las Vegas Raiders – WR Amon-Ra St. Brown (Detroit Lions, Age: 25)

→ Most consistent WR in the league, elite hands.

13. Denver Broncos – QB Jayden Daniels (Washington Commanders, Age: 24)

→ Elite mobility and deep-ball accuracy, future superstar.

14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers – DE T.J. Watt (Pittsburgh Steelers, Age: 30)

→ Still one of the league’s most dominant pass-rushers.

15. Chicago Bears – WR CeeDee Lamb (Dallas Cowboys, Age: 25)

→ Precise route-runner, elite after the catch.

16. Washington Commanders – DT Chris Jones (Kansas City Chiefs, Age: 30)

→ Disruptive interior pass-rusher, still elite.

17. Seattle Seahawks – OT Penei Sewell (Detroit Lions, Age: 24)

→ Best young tackle in the NFL, dominant in pass pro and run blocking.

18. Detroit Lions – LB Fred Warner (San Francisco 49ers, Age: 28)

→ The best all-around linebacker in football.

19. Green Bay Packers – CB Patrick Surtain II (Denver Broncos, Age: 24)

→ Shutdown CB, barely ever gets thrown at.

20. Atlanta Falcons – DE Aidan Hutchinson (Detroit Lions, Age: 24)

→ Relentless, high-motor pass-rusher, ascending to elite status.

21. Miami Dolphins – HC Kyle Shanahan (San Francisco 49ers, Age: 45)

→ Best offensive schemer in the game, QB-proof system.

22. Pittsburgh Steelers – QB Caleb Williams (Chicago Bears, Age: 22)

→ High-risk, high-reward QB, still has massive upside.

23. Cleveland Browns – OT Tristan Wirfs (Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Age: 25)

→ Dominant pass protector, cornerstone left tackle.

24. Los Angeles Chargers – RB Saquon Barkley (Philadelphia Eagles, Age: 27)

→ Elite RB with rare power-speed combo. 360-hurdles.

25. Dallas Cowboys – S Derwin James (Los Angeles Chargers, Age: 28)

→ One of the most versatile DBs in the NFL.

26. Baltimore Ravens – RB Bijan Robinson (Atlanta Falcons, Age: 23)

→ One of the best young RBs in football, dual-threat talent.

27. Kansas City Chiefs – WR Puka Nacua (Los Angeles Rams, Age: 23)

→ Best WR from the 2023 draft, elite hands and route-running.

28. Cincinnati Bengals – OT Rashawn Slater (Los Angeles Chargers, Age: 25)

→ One of the best young tackles in football, protects the franchise QB.

29. San Francisco 49ers – DE Maxx Crosby (Las Vegas Raiders, Age: 27)

→ Pure intensity and relentless pass-rusher, never takes a play off.

30. New York Jets – QB Justin Herbert (Los Angeles Chargers, Age: 26)

→ Elite arm talent, fits any system.

31. Philadelphia Eagles – DT Quinnen Williams (New York Jets, Age: 27)

→ Still one of the most dominant interior defenders.

32. Houston Texans – CB Jaycee Horn (Carolina Panthers, Age: 25)

→ When healthy, one of the best young CBs in the game.

That wraps up the first round of a complete NFL redraft.

Final Thoughts

• QBs dominated early (because they’re the most valuable position, obviously).

• Wide receivers and pass rushers were the next priority, since elite talents at those positions are harder to replace.

• Offensive linemen started flying off the board late, as teams looked to protect their investments.

• Age was the key factor, so guys like Derrick Henry and Tyreek Hill didn’t make the cut.

What do you think? Would you change anything? Stay tuned for round 2 of the mock draft!