Ah, the New York Jets. The franchise that treats stability like a fumbled snap in the rain. First, they fire Robert Saleh. Then Aaron Rodgers packs up his essential oils and darkness retreat brochures and leaves. And now, they’ve cut Davante Adams. At this point, what’s next? Are they moving back to Shea Stadium? Retiring Joe Namath’s fur coat? Playing all their games in London just to escape the bad press?

But wait—there is a silver lining! Enter Aaron Glenn, the new head coach and latest brave soul to take on the impossible task of making the Jets relevant. Glenn did a great job as Detroit’s defensive coordinator, helping turn the Lions from a laughingstock into a kneecap-biting powerhouse. But let’s be real—fixing the Jets is like trying to renovate a house that’s been on fire for 20 years.

So… What’s the Plan, Jets?

Now that they’ve pressed the reset button harder than your cousin rage-quitting Madden, where do they go from here?

• Find a Quarterback (Again). Zach Wilson? LOL. They need a real QB, and the free-agent market isn’t exactly stacked. Maybe they make a run at Kirk Cousins? Maybe they draft a guy and hope he doesn’t get ruined by the Jets Experience™?

• Let Aaron Glenn Build a Defense That Scares People. Glenn is a defensive-minded coach, so expect the Jets to lean hard into that. If they can at least make life miserable for opposing offenses, they might be able to win games 13-10 and pretend they’re a contender.

• Hope This Isn’t Just Another Rebuild. Which is basically what the Jets do every three years. Maybe this time it works? Maybe?

Where Does Davante Adams Go?

The real winner in all of this? Davante Adams. He’s free. No more QB drama, no more front-office incompetence—just a clean slate. So, where does he end up?

1. Kansas City Chiefs – Mahomes to Adams would be unfair, but so is life when Andy Reid is your coach.

2. Buffalo Bills – Josh Allen needs a top WR since Stefon Diggs subtweeted his way out of town.

3. San Francisco 49ers – Because the 49ers collecting offensive talent is just what they do.

4. Dallas Cowboys – Jerry Jones will throw money at anyone who makes him look smart.

5. Las Vegas Raiders (Again?) – I mean, he never really wanted to leave, right?

Final Thoughts

The Jets are officially in full-blown rebuild mode—again. No Rodgers, no Adams, but at least they got Aaron Glenn, who actually seems competent. If he can build an elite defense and they find some kind of quarterback solution, maybe—just maybe—the Jets won’t be a national punchline forever.

But let’s be honest. This is the Jets. Expect chaos. Expect drama. And expect every move they make to be questioned until further notice.

-C